A lizard, just a plain old lizard, whose head looks like a FROG. "I'm not a frog, I have a tail!" says the lizard.
"Hey duck/goose, do you want to play duck, duck, goose?"
"I do!" says the black goose.
"Sparrow, do you want to eat a bone marrow?"
"I'd rather perch on the fence." answered the sparrow.
"Little bird, can I see how fast you run?"
"Yes, here I come!"
"Now I want to show you how fast I swim."
"Excuse me, you mean how fast you paddle with your feet."
Watch this video about the funny duckie.